escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via bridgetdunkle)

masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

(Source: j0ye, via drop-dead-g0rge0us)

so-personal:

everything personal

so-personal:

everything personal

(Source: words-and-reality)

(Source: shotgvn, via amazed)

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark, via bridgetdunkle)

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

tarvosjustsofresh:

titshmi:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

(via lionscantdrive)

howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via lionscantdrive)

(Source: spideys, via lionscantdrive)

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*
Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now



it was one time

dontlose-hope:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

universalhermit:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i am the adult supervision

*looks at sink counter*

Is that…

I FUCKED U P

every time i post a selfie now

it was one time

(via lionscantdrive)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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